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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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