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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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