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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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