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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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