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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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