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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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