Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.