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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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