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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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