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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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