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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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