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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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