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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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