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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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