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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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