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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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