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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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