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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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