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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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