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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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