Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.