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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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