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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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