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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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