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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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