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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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