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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Rose
had their beloved pet
cat 🐈
Spock
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃
a bull 🐮
a lion 🦁
a venomous snake 🐍
a bear 🐻
a tiger 🐯
a warthog 🐗
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a cow 🐮
a pufferfish 🐡
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