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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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