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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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