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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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