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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Stella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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