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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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