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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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