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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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