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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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