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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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