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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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