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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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