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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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