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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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