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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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