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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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