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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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