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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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