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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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