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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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