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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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