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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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