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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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