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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Millie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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