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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rex eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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