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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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