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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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