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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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