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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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