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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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