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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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